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Because everyone gets a little dirty sometimes!
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Welcome to Dirty Dishtowels LLC, the home of "Ho" made dirty dishtowels and naughty aprons. The "dirty", and dare I say "naughty", side of clean! This is an idea conceived by four sisters who lovingly call themselves "The Ho's". We've added some spice to the daily kitchen drudgery along with a fresh spin on the vintage looking embroidered dishtowel. These ain't your Grandma's towels, honey! We aim to provide you with the highest quality, albeit somewhat dirty, product. Everything is ho made or made by ho's, if you will. We've also included some naughty and sexy aprons to liven up your meal preparations. If you want to keep your clothes clean and your apron dirty, then this is for you. All of our designs are available on both the towels and aprons. We invite you to have a glass of wine, relax, and browse through our little online store, have another glass of wine, and add a few things to your cart. These make wonderful shower, birthday or housewarming gifts. Check back often as we will update with new ideas for different holidays and seasons. Have fun and we hope you enjoy our creations as much as we do. We accept major credit cards or PayPal for all of your fabulous purchases, so don't be frugal. Now is the time to splurge. If you have any questions, please contact us via the Contact Us page. We will respond in a timely fashion of course. |
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Dirty Dishtowels
Our towels are 100% cotton and are machine washable, so even though they are a little dirty, you can clean them up. Each towel is a generous 38" x 30", so they are a very nice size, and we all know that size really does matter. They are also only $5.95 each so they're cheap too. Big and cheap. It's all good. So, buy some now before we raise our prices, because we can and we will.
Naughty Aprons
Be the first one on your block to wear a Naughty Apron. Any of the designs available for the towels are also available for an apron. For just $19.95 and up, we will ho-make your apron just for you with a coordinating fabric. Some even have matching pot holders or oven mitts. As with all of our products, slight variations in color of design or fabric may occur depending on availability of materials, but they will always be deliciously naughty! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Help keep America clean. Use a dirty dishtowel from dirtydishtowels.com |
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