Because everyone gets a little dirty sometimes!

Too Cute To Cook Apron

Too Cute To Cook Apron

Welcome to Dirty Dishtowels LLC, the home of “Ho-made” dirty dishtowels and naughty aprons.  The dirty,  and dare I say naughty, side of clean!

This is an idea conceived by four sisters who lovingly call themselves “The Ho’s”.  We’ve added some spice to the daily kitchen drudgery along with a fresh spin on the vintage looking embroidered dishtowel.  These ain’t your Grandma’s towels, honey!   We aim to provide you with the highest quality, albeit somewhat dirty, product.  We’ve also included some naughty and sexy aprons to liven up your meal preparations.  All of our designs are available on both the towels and aprons.

If you want to keep your clothes clean and your apron dirty, then this is for you.

We invite you to have a glass of wine, relax, and browse through our online Etsy store, have another glass of wine, and add a few things to your cart.  These make wonderful shower, birthday or housewarming gifts.  Check back often as we will update with new ideas for different holidays and seasons.  Have fun and we hope you enjoy our creations as much as we do.

Buy something. We’ll be glad you did!

Dirty Dishtowels

Our towels are 100% cotton and are machine washable, so even though they are a little dirty, you can clean them up.  Each towel is a generous 38″ x 30″, so they are a very nice size, and we all know that size really does matter.  They are also only $5.95 each so they’re cheap too.  Big and cheap.  It’s all good.  So, buy some now before we raise our prices. Because we can and we will.

Give Thanks My Ass

Give Thanks My Ass

I Just Got Laid

I Just Got Laid

Drunk Girl

Drunk Girl

Naughty Aprons

Be the first one on your block to wear a Naughty Apron.  Any of the designs available for the towels are also available for an apron.  For just $19.95 and up, we will design your apron just for you with a coordinating fabrics.  As with all of our products, slight variations in color of design or fabric may occur depending on availability of materials, but they will always be deliciously naughty! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Want To Fork?

Want To Fork?

I'm The Boss

I'm The Boss

Oh, And I Don't Do Windows

Oh, And I Don't Do Windows