What’s New?

We’ve added a few new things to our repertoire of classy yet dirty, funny yet sexy products.  Starting with the all new Lazily Paisily Apron.

I'm not cooking

Full size halter style apron is short and flirty with a cute pink paisley print and brown with pink polka dot contrast.  Long ties to make a cute bow in the front.  Perfect for those lazy days where you’re not really going to make food.  Maybe slice some cheese and put out some crackers to go with the wine.

Next up: Wine Goes With All My Outfits Dish Towel.

Wine goes with all my outfits. Matchy matchy!

Large embroidered floursack dish towel with the always fashionable DDT girl and her matching shoes, purse, panties and belt.  Completing the ensemble is the ever present bottle of wine.  Wine goes with all my outfits!   Great gift idea for winos everywhere.

Then there’s the Seedy Little Apron.

Spit don't swallow

Cute half apron in a fun and flirty bright watermelon pink with little black seeds and spring green accent ruffle and pocket.  Ties in a full bow in the back.  It’s a little seedy so remember to spit, don’t swallow!

A personal favorite of mine is the I Feel A Drunk Dial Coming On Dish Towel.

I got your digits.....

There’s never a better time to call and chat then after you’ve had a few too many.  Everyone loves it.  In fact, I love you.  I mean it.  I really really do.  Large embroidered floursack dish towel with our own little drunk girl and her cell phone.  She may be calling you.  Answer dammit!

That’s it for now.  I’ll showcase a few more of our fabulous designs soon.  In the meantime, grab your credit card and your booze and start buying these wonderful products.  Buy them, use them, adore them.  We accept Paypal and major credit cards.  But they have to be major. Ha!

Peace out!  Do people still say peace out?  Did they ever?

 

 

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The Mad Adventures of a Desperate Housewife and her Sharting Teapot Apron

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Nice Hooters Apron Movie

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Something for Valentines Day perhaps? Here’s some naughty fun!

sexy apron

I have a heart on Valentine's apron

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Naughty Candy Hearts Dish Towels

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I have a heart on dish towel

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Clooseup of pocket for Heart On Apron

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October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Dirty Dish Towel

F@#k Cancer Dish Towel

Dirty Dishtowels has an assortment of Pink Ribbon towels that are both fun and unique, not to mention totally classy and cute.  Dirty Dishtowels makes a yearly donation to the Susan G. Komen foundation in hopes of helping find a cure for breast cancer.  My sister is a 10 year breast cancer survivor and last year walked in the 3-day walk for the cure with her daughter.  It was a wonderful and emotional experience that raises money for a great cause.  So with that in mind…. here is what we have to offer for our pink ribbon towels.

Dirty Dish Towel

Pink Ribbons Boo.....bs Dish Towel

Dirty Dish Towel

It's All About The Boobies! Dish Towel

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Welcome to Dirty Dishtowels!

Welcome to the new home of Dirty Dishtowels, LLC.  Designed and hosted by the ever popular, widely renowned and devastatingly handsome Jeff from SlypigPro. We are really excited about this next level and hope you are as well!

Be sure to check us out on Twitter too!

This is where we will showcase seasonal items and promotions and as we add something new to the lines, you will see it here.

For the Fall season, we have some wonderful towels that you can use for your Halloween and Thanksgiving decorating.

Arrrr... Where's Me Boner?

Arrrr... Where's Me Boner?

Boo....bs!

Boo....bs!

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Ghosts Gone Wild Wooooo

Ghosts Gone Wild Wooooo

Give Thanks My Ass

Give Thanks My Ass

Visit our Etsy store for these and more Dirty Dish Towels!

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